Showing posts with label Golf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Golf. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

My First Golf Lesson

The school teacher was taking her first golfing lesson.

"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor.

"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.

"Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."